Pretty Smoothie

Don’t buy bearded strawberries. You’ve been warned.

In California, organic strawberries come from conventional starter plants. This means that farmers can plant a non-organic strawberry starter and the first berry to pop out can be called organic. We’ve been duped! Wanna read more about this totally boring topic? Go to this totally not boring blog, Grow Switch.

Well, well. Look who got a Real Housewife makeover? It is our friend from last week, the ugly smoothie! Look at our swan now! Here’s her new recipe:

Pretty Smoothie
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Recipe type: Beverage
Serves: 3-4
  • 2 handfuls spinach
  • 1 cup strawberries
  • 2 cup blueberries
  • 2 cup almond milk
  • 1 banana
  1. Um, blend.

Are your eyes tired? No? Then feast on this…

Toilet jokes means it is time for bed. Goodnight folks!

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